Loyal readers, I am calling on your help. My gf has contracted some type of medical condition that I haven't been able to diagnose. If you are a doctor or have come across the following symptoms please contact me asap. Here are her symptoms:
-extremely gassy
-enjoys hitting me
-always wakes up late for work
-shopaholic
-likes to kiss me after chewing Japanese dried squid snacks
Thank you in advance for any assistance you can provide.
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