Monday, November 18, 2013

Perv

My gf recently started watching this show on Showtime called Masters of Sex. She forced me to watch an episode with her and to summarize, it's pretty much a Pervert's dream. The show is based around a sex doctor's study of the female orgasm. So watching the show pretty much equates to watching people fornicate and play with themselves. I thought guys were perverted. At least we watch our porn in privacy!

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Top Quotes

Here are some of my gf's top quotes: "The frig is so empty, it's making me nervous" "Honnnnneeeey! Cuddle me NOW!!" "Hoonneeey, toilet roll"

Monday, June 17, 2013

True Love

I've been thinking a lot about true love lately. It's a sad statistic that more and more people are getting divorces. You hear about it in the media all the time, especially with celebrity couples. It's made me wonder if true love and love and first sight actually exist in this crazy world we live in today. I know many people would argue that love at first sight doesn't exist and it's really about give and take in every relationship. I too was one of these non-believers...that is, until she walked through the door and my heart just melted. Our eyes met and it was LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, you could even call it puppy love. She walked through that door with the cutest puppy ever!!!