Diamonds are forever

I noticed that diamond engagement rings have been on my gf's mind lately. I'm sure of this because I have a very keen sense of observation. For instance, she'll subtly leave the web browser open to the bluenile.com engagement ring page or she'll tell me she's going to Tiffany & Co. to look at diamond rings with her friend. She even told me she would give me a 1/4 carat "discount" from the carat size she REALLY wants. Now if that's not true love I don't know what is! Here's a little secret for all the fellas in a similar position: Every time your gf brings up the diamond engagement ring topic just say "I'm going to Jared's." It works every time!